Why do I always wear sandals and shorts
when it is freezing outside? How The Social Network Should Have Ended I’m not upset I don’t care about anything you’ve been
saying tonight I just wanna be noticed and part of the final clubs. Because that’s all that’s important. (sigh) You’re going to think girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd but really it will be because you’re an (beep)-hole. Crap. I can’t believe she dumped me. She was really hot. I’m gonna blog so bad about her. Should you be hacking these servers? Psh, I don’t care about privacy. Hey, we’re twins. And there’s two of me. And our father’s rich. We heard about your
blog. We wanna hire you to make our social network. Hmmm.. That gives me an amazing idea. They’re saying that we stole the Facebook. I know. So did we? Why don’t you feed your chicken? This idea is potentially worth millions
of dollars. A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what is cool? a frillion, wajillion, bazillion dollars. That’s not even a real number. We’ve worked on this together. Do you want this? Do you want to go back
to being a joke? I am not a joke. I am Spider-man. I, not so secretly, hate your coolness. Down here it’s our time! It’s our time,
down here. Did you just quote Goonies? Mr. Zuckerburg, do I have your full attention? No. You have the minimal amount, because I am more important than anyone in this room. Well, excuse me! Mark!! Ugh! The cops, they busted me with cocaine and minors, man. Your best friend is suing for 600 bazillion dollars. I was your one friend… This is so impersonal. Hi, its Mark. Zuckerburg. I ugh… Well I just wanted to say.. I’m sorry. I’m bringing Facebook back. Yeah! Them
other boys don’t know how to act. Yeah! Bring it down to Facebook-ville!